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April Chan
Date Of Birth: 25 April 1983
About Me
- Famous for leaving cups, dishes pots and pans in the sink for visiting friends and boyfriend to clean up after me
- Penchant for last minute work
- Tendency to name all stuffed animals given to me
- I have watched "Honey" like a zillion times and have since memorised the script and the dance moves
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HATES people who wriggle & curl their toes in my face, people who make weird chomping/slurping sounds when eating and Fiona Xie
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LOVES Doodling, Heffalump, leg hair (on men that is), unsuccessful dieting, tuna from the can
January 24, 2006
Bah, Bah and Bah
The first entry of the year and I have nothing good to say at all.. *bah*First of all, all the deadlines in school are driving me barmy.. it doesn't help that I'm the unsurpassable procrastinator and that I cannot seem to work on anything at all, especially my MEP editing.. I H-A-T-E school to the innermost core. *bah*I've been so bogged down by school that I couldn't even photoshop Biyi's wedding photos (mind you her wedding was on the 8th of this month). I can't wait for the hols to come again.. at least working at IPSA doesn't require much brain mileage. *bah*
posted @ 11:02 PM
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December 28, 2005
Ever Ate A Muesli Bar Til Your Jaw Aches?
Well, I just did. Anyway.... TIMELINE 10 Years Ago, I ... 1. Just received my amazing-as-hell PSLE results 2. Was staying at my old Bedok flat with my beloved grandma and aunties 3. Had a pus(sy) acne condition and inch-thick, gold-rimmed glasses that bred algae in the hard-to-reach edges 4. Was about 1.48 metres 5. Went out with my primary school classmates for the first time (my mother leashed me tight then) 5 Years Ago, I ... 1. Went clubbing for the first time and the club got raided 2. Took on my first job in Joaquim selling flowers, wreaths and hampers 3. Fell for a man 11 years my senior (but I snapped outta it pretty quickly, hurhur) 4. Had a growth spurt. I reached 1.50 metres 5. Looked like a poodle thanks to a very bad haircut 3 Years Ago, I ... 1. Reached my maximum height but that's a secret 2. Got cheated on by a certain ex-boyfriend 3. Met Benny, the love of my life ^_^ 4. Attended my first and only Graduation Ball looking like a bloated whale 5. Puked on my feet for the first time 2 years ago, I ... 1. Worked at Starhub and developed an obsession with Breadtalk 2. Entered poly all by my lonesome self 3. Passed my Basic Theory 4. Became a compulsive smoker 5. Lost damn a lot of weight ~haha~ A Year Ago, I ... 1. Had my 21st birthday party and totally couldn't handle it 2. Was fluctuating between skinny and anorexic 3. Started to skip school 4. Spent most of my time sitting aimlessly at coffeeshops wondering where my life would take me 5. Smoked 2 hard packs a day This Year, I ... 1. Quarrelled the least with Benny 2. Quit smoking for like two weeks 3. Booked my Advanced Theory Test 4. Found out about the wonders of fake eyelashes =) 5. Put on all the weight that I lost previously Yesterday, I ... 1. Woke up too early for my own good 2. Met Emmanuel and Mikey for the very first time and got hooked ^_^ 3. Acted for Jon in his video (and had to pretend to be Leonard's gf *puke* =D) 4. Kena muscle ache 5. Played Mahjong and lost my life savings Today, I ... 1. Woke up too early for my own good once again 2. Am going to finally film my stupid MEP video 3. Have puffy fringe that won't go down 4. Swear to smoke less 5. Will try to be civil to everyone despite my woeful-wednesday blues Tomorrow I will ... 1. Film my stupid video again and get the bloddy thing over and done with 2. Try to convince Benny to play Mahjong again so I can redeem my savings =) 3. Cut down on the Nutella and binge on yogurt instead 4. Psycho myself to go get my lion's mane trimmed 5. Irritate Benny by drawing smiley faces on his toes
posted @ 10:04 AM
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December 17, 2005
I detest you
Know what I don't understand? How thoughts of you invade my life with no mercy even till this very day. I detest you. And just when I thought all that resentment was gone, it came seeping back in evil bits the minute I caught that glimpse of you. I hate the way you manage to pry yourself into my life without even knowing it and I hate you for taking away what was once most precious to me. I hated the way you told the world you felt sorry for doing all you did but continued posting those sickening pictures on your blog. Good for you if public sympathy takes you places. I hate the way you get everything without even trying cuz you are just one little miss perfect who can do no wrong. I hate the way you always make me appear like a loser. I hate the way your pics still exist and I hate you for never ever ever being able to feel what you have done to me and i will do anything just to let you go through what I did, even if it's just for a day. I hate the way you appeared so happy while I clenched my guts in a bid to protect whatever dignity I had left. YOU ARE THE VERY BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
posted @ 1:29 AM
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December 14, 2005
When In UIRT Class...
...simply snooze away cuz whatever the lecturer says simply doesn't make sense. Aside from her very rusty English and annoyingly nasal voice, she is perpetually in this diagonally striped black and white top (thin stripes mind you) which nv fails to gimme a headache. It doesn't help now that she is walking to and fro in front of me staring at me suspiciously while I am silently blogging, minding my own business..I am so screwed for my UIRT test this Saturday, I haven even started to study and all that's on my mind is McDonald's hotcakes... with sausage of course.... *drools over keyboard*
posted @ 9:17 AM
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December 11, 2005
This Christmas....
... will just be like the past few Christmases, boring. It's amazing how what used to be one of my favourite festivals can morph into one of those that I hate most now.. The magic of Xmas seems to fade off with every passing year. What happened to the smell of Christmas in the air, the adrenaline rush from Christmas shopping and the joy of spending the season with loved ones?
Each Christmas:- I receive at least two boxes of recycled Christmas chocolates from my mum's friends - I spend it with a rapidly diminishing number of true friends and loved ones- I am too broke to do some intensive shopping which results in a handful of important people getting left outta my Christmas list- I never get to eat turkey- Santa never comes- the decor on the streets of Orchard just gets uglier- I usually end up getting dead drunkI miss the younger times when my grandma and aunties would conspire and leave small presents in the stocking that I stupidly hung in the kitchen (I used to think Santa could come in by no other way but the washing machine). I miss the feeling of waking up at 6 am in the morning to open the presents under the tree (even though I had earlier carefully unwrapped all the presents for a sneak preview). *********************Somebody sprinkle some Christmas dust on me...
posted @ 11:15 PM
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I just realised that I live in the past.
But that's cuz most of my life belongs there.
And no one will help me find the missing pieces.
posted @ 2:53 PM
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December 09, 2005
Spell F-R-E-E-D-O-M
Now before I forget, CONGRATS JOLENE FOR FINALLY PRYING YOURSELF AWAY FROM THAT HELLHOLE OF A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!I am sooo happy for you but you would've been able to spare yourself from all that agony for the past few months if you'd listened to me earlier. BAH!~ So that you are officially jobless, we can:1. Meet in the afternoons for those long overdue coffee sessions2. Meet anytime we want for those overdue coffee sessions3. Help you set up your "Chubby Hubby" wannabe blog4. Go bracelet shopping (so I can stop you from ever spending 60 big bucks on a dumb bracelet again)5. Go mambo!!!!!!!I love it when my friends are jobless.. =)
posted @ 2:53 PM
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December 06, 2005
I thought all possible ridges had long been digested.
Could I have thought wrong?
posted @ 5:51 AM
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